If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.
A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
by dwightisright July 6, 2018
Get the spray painted carmug. by warhawk1775 September 22, 2013
Get the toilet bowl paintingmug. 'Paint the town red' is when I said what I said and I would rather be famous instead. It also can be used for when I let all the get to my head xxx<3
by Slay what you wanna slay September 24, 2023
Get the Paint the town redmug. by psyc October 16, 2012
Get the 5 minutes in Paintmug. A free drawing software available for computers and smartphones whose main objective is the creation of comics and digital illustrations by the user, it includes all the necessary tools to create varied content in it.
Dude 1: Wow man, that drawing is amazing!
Dude 2: Thank you very much.
Dude 1: How did you do it?
Dude 2: I did it using Medibang Paint Pro.
Dude 2: Thank you very much.
Dude 1: How did you do it?
Dude 2: I did it using Medibang Paint Pro.
by SteveSanz3011 April 30, 2021
Get the Medibang Paint Promug. Used when a picture has been given as proof but you feel you need more proof or you just want to win an argument.
Guy: Dude you are so gay!
You: Bro no I am not.
Guy: Yes, you totally are.
You: No pic no proof!
*Guy presents picture of you having gay sex*
You: That wasn't me!
Guy: Yes it was!
You: No cave painting no proof!
Guy: Damn, I guess it wasn't you.
You: Bro no I am not.
Guy: Yes, you totally are.
You: No pic no proof!
*Guy presents picture of you having gay sex*
You: That wasn't me!
Guy: Yes it was!
You: No cave painting no proof!
Guy: Damn, I guess it wasn't you.
by Initial Definition May 27, 2015
Get the No cave painting no proofmug. The layer of projectile deification left on the inside wall of a toilet bowl due to a night of heavy drinking and the wrong food combined.
Dude I feel so sorry for Hannah because she had to clean Robs whiskey spray-paint off the toilet after the party. I heard he added about two layers!
by Thunderpants June 2, 2014
Get the Whiskey spray-paintmug.