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text away your dignity

1.) a term used when one desperately desires the physical company of another (regardless of whether or not such an act is be prohibited by the existence of long distance boyfriend/girlfriend) and tries to achieve this through texting
2.) When, after consuming alcohol or illicit substances, you decide to text inappropriate things to inappropriate people. The loss of dignity is especially mortifying if no response is ever received. Typically followed by vows to never drink again the following morning after checking your outbox.
3.) Drunk texting gone very, very bad. If "hey boy" by the Blow has ever seemed like it could be your theme song, you've probably texted away your dignity
hungover girl: "ugh look what i texted to deleted boy last night! and he never texted anything back?! oh god i'm going to have to hide from him forever"
her friend: "wow, way to text away your dignity"
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Texas Titty Twister

When someone grabs a nipple and twists the shit out of it.
You think a purple nurple is bad, you ought to get a Texas Titty Twister.
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004
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textually overanalyztical

Critically over-analyzing something someone texted, IM'd, or wrote on your profile's wall.
"Maggie must hate me, she didn't text back that she loves me."
"Dude, stop being textually overanalyztical. Just put the phone down, and lets go fishing."
by ALJOVIDO January 4, 2008
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University of North Texas

A university north of Dallas in Denton. It is one of the best music colleges in the country. It is best known for its jazz program (the first in the country) and is considered one of the best. It has also increased spending for the science departments which are considered fairly good. Though they have a high acceptance rate, the musicians accepted into the performance program are at the level of a conservatory.

It is currently working on attaining the tier one status, and is one of the front runners in the state of Texas, including UTD and UTA. It is currently ranked very high on the list of Texas colleges and universities.

Due to the age of the campus, it has many older buildings in the presence of newer buildings creating a disjointed look to the campus. However, the most recent additions to the campus are aesthetically pleasing (such as Honors Hall and the Murchson Performing Arts Center. as well as some of the older ones. Many parts require renovation.

The football team is also one of the worst in its division. Despite this, they have received funding for a new football stadium. In contrast, the basketball team is fairly good.
My friend just got into university of north texas for music. He must be good since this college is a juggernaut for music.

I go to Colburn but i know how good that school is.
by Might-o-con-...dria June 22, 2010
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Texttickle

When a text message is funny and makes you lol (laugh out loud)
Bob: Why are you laughing
Donna: Reeba just texttickled me.
by ZebraFiesta February 1, 2009
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Texticular Fortitude

Noun. The sudden boost in confidence one receives when communicating by means of text. Often visible when communicating through instant messaging or texting, when someone says something you know they would never have the confidence to say in person.
Timid Asian Boy: I hate you! You're a slut! I never want to see you again!

Burly Russian Girl: Say that to my face, Dickslam!

Notice the sudden surge of confidence in the Timid Asian Boy. He would never speak so angrily towards the Burly Russian Girl in person. He is experiencing Texticular Fortitude.
by JuhCoby25 December 9, 2008
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Texas-sized

To describe something that is approximately the size of the U.S. state of Texas, or to describe something (usually but not always originating from Texas) that is large compared to other objects of its type.
"God damn that burger is Texas-sized!" num num num

"Everything is bigger in Texas." ;)
by S1LV3R SnIpEr December 23, 2008
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