When having sex with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your penis slips out. It heads straight for Door Number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the ass cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.
After his third slippery busted table leg, Bill was never the same.
Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.
Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.
by Wes & Rob December 14, 2008
Get the slippery busted table legmug. by LasSquirrels April 11, 2011
Get the Danced Her Under The Tablemug. Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.
by ShodunTheShadow April 16, 2019
Get the Never put a stone on the table.mug. Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.
by yoJERraps! September 24, 2006
Get the takes away from the tablemug. Refers to a list of people that you would have sexual relations with on the dinning room table at thanksgiving regardless of who was sitting at the table. Someone who is an ultimate sexual fantasy.
by TNflyguy June 25, 2014
Get the dinning room table listmug. by Tick-tock Finatticz January 12, 2022
Get the Oh no our table it’s brokenmug. Beer pong table is one of two things. You can use a regular old table to play the world wide known game beer pong. Or you can play on one of the finest beer pong tables in the world from http://www.propongtables.com
by Pro Pong Tables October 26, 2008
Get the Beer Pong Tablesmug.