tabhead

Someone who thinks that even the simplest of tasks are so insurmountable that they aren't even worth attempting.

A Tabhead is often mistaken for being lazy.

My girlfriend was ready to give up. I told her, "Don't be a Tabhead, they don't close for an hour and we're only 30 minutes away".

by MastaKraka September 28, 2017

TABBED

One who is high because of smoking weed or taking any other kind of drugs

Dude1: We shouldn't waste the time here, better we leave now..
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: I think it ain't gonna benefit us talking to this guy. This guy seems to be "TABBED"

by Machampadi June 12, 2018

tablighnophobia

Tablighnophobia

I can't go anywhere now because I am having tablighnophobia due to Tabligh gathering during Covid-19 outbreak

by Convict Anonymous March 20, 2020

Table gang

Table gang are allies to cabinet gang but enemies to both ceiling and floor gang

Are you table gang?

by Ultracharge June 4, 2020

Taboo breaker

Someone (typically an 11-14 year old male) who intentionally breaks taboos or says out of pocket things that go against their own beliefs with the hope of gaining attention or people believing them to be “cool”

Tyler from the suburbs: “Ayo fuck King Von we smoking on that Von pack tonight!!!”

Rational person: “mane you just being a taboo breaker, gtfo pussy”

by CPObito November 6, 2020

Tabi

A hot skull man rapper in fnf with an invisible body that likes to blow up restaurants. Also gf's ex

Tabi's pretty hot ngl

by Jaredof November 23, 2021

Table back

When a girl is skinny and has no booty; a very slight if any bump in the back

You could put a level on her if she was lying down and it would be perfectly centered. All that would be needed is a table cloth.

Yo, that girl has a table back. She must buy her pants in party city where they sell decorations.

by Awesome_ericcc January 18, 2022