Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021

Gay Stones

When it's late night and you're hungry you make yourself a bowl of fruity pebbles, you can also refer to them as gay stones.

Tommy: "Hey man! Whatcha eating there?"
You: "Just got me a bowl of gay stones"
Tommy: "Aww I want to eat some gay stones now"

by jbird53916 June 19, 2021

cut in stone

A person who has a very chiseled and defined body

Woah Deborah can you believe how cut in stone mike is?

by Heksofh July 27, 2017

stay stoned

most of the time when you look inside of your dad's old yearbook you will see stay stoned at least once. It basically just means to keep smoking that good good and have a great summer

Son: What does stay stoned, and stay boned mean?
Dad: Don't worry you'll learn about it one day.

by Queen793 January 24, 2017

Stone Cheeks

A term to describe a man ejaculating a kidney stone into a woman's vagina, typically painful and very, very bloody.

I had a kidney stone, so i did Stone Cheeks to sandy (roughed up her cheeks) blood went everywhere it was basically a car wash

by Rionox February 21, 2023

Stone Lee

Stone lee, a butt. Sometimes called ‘Stone Lee lonley’

But he’s pretty cute so it’s ok

‘Hey look! It’s Stone! Haha, Stone Lee Lonley’

by Special_IceWalrus November 9, 2018

Vare'a stone

In Paraguay, is used to designate the hunger that is generated after smoking weed.
"Vare'a", a word in Guarani that means hunger, and stone that means being high.

It gave me the vare'a stone and now I wanna buy the entire McDonald's.

by choconubes December 29, 2019