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Beijing Opera Steamer 

When a man named Francis sits on his male partners face and passes some steamy gas while singing the succulent tunes of Beijing Opera.
Francis was giving Jim a fantastic Beijing Opera Steamer after partying all night...

St. Augustine Steamer

A cadaver feces that poops on its student when attempting to palpate the gluteus maximus
ex: As troy went to palpate the gluteus maximus, his cadaver proceded to give him a st. augustine steamer.
What people from New England call soft shell clams. They are know by the name steamers because that is how they are best cooked. They are usually dipped in melted butter and sometimes garlic or wine sauce.
I just got some fresh steamers from the mud flats of Cape Cod. I will steam them up and some butter for a good dinner tonight.
steamer by vballer21212 September 14, 2011

Bumpkin steamer 

An action by a person giving head while getting shit on. It is a combination of the Cleveland steamer and a bumpkin.
Man that was a good bumpkin steamer last night

LBJ STEAMER 

When you abandon your loved ones for two men (one has to look like a crack head and the other lets say a wanna be mj) and get together and play with each others shit in hot humid weather just for the fun of it. They eat shit, sniff shit and definately talk shit and it seams not to bother them because they have grown immune to it. They give up on everything they once had for the smell of each others shit and see who can take the biggest shit on there loved ones.
Man do you see them guys? Them traitors they look like they about to engage in a lbj steamer!
LBJ STEAMER by kmp216 July 10, 2010

Scandinavian Steamer 

Similar to a Cleveland steamer, but steamier.

To execute the Scandinavian Steamer, one must pause mid-coitus while having sex in a sauna and take a massive dump on the red hot coals. Bonus points for completing coitus without gagging from the hot steamy poo fumes.
Dude. You don't ever want to go into that sauna again. Walker was plowing this girl on one of the benches and successfully executed the Scandinavian Steamer. Even though the turd in question is completely desiccated, it may stink in there forever.