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Playing Shaker

A euphemism for when a touring musician attempts to quietly masturbate in his bunk on the tour bus.
Dude, I’m not taking this bunk. The last guy must’ve been playing shaker in here…a lot.
by Shaky McJerky August 21, 2022
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Glazed Stacker

When 2 ore more girls stack up on top of eachother and you eat them out one by one going top to bottom
Bro I got theses girls to let me have a glazed stacker
by I’m always high January 24, 2023
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Stone Shaker

1. A person that shoots dice, either in back-alleys or in desperate situations such as an addiction to gambling.
2. Someone who gambles (literally or metaphorically) with something too important to lose (i.e; their life, their last money, their heart, etc.)
3. A gambling addict

"Stones" in this case referring to the dice, and the shaker being someone who shakes the dice in their hand to provide momentum before throwing the dice. A stone shaker is, literally, someone who shakes dice.
"(that) Stone shaker is looking fine/She is a heart-breaker every time/She never seems to realize/That someday she will be crying too" - Hot Street by Michael Jackson
by AR58 March 25, 2023
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Crank Stankers

When you spread a girls legs wide and push them behind her head the best you can in a sexual situation, then she farts.
I cranked her up and she stanked on me holmes, crank stankers!
by Bhazer May 17, 2023
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Poop Shaker

The Poop Shaker is hitting the thugshaker with a small to large amount of poop in your pants.
by Rebelcow234 June 8, 2023
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Polish stalker

I had a really bizarre and frightening experience when I traveled to the UK in Europe. Of course I ran into some Polish people who kept stalking and pestering me and wouldn’t leave me alone.

For some odd reason these Polish people acted like they owned the place and acted like I was the problem, and not them. (As if only Polish people could be there, and no one else.)

I was minding my own business one day and these Polish people came up to me and started talking to me out of the blue. I wasn’t even talking to these people and chose to ignore them, but they kept pestering and following me around and threatening me. For some odd reason they accused me of stalking them instead, and said they didn’t care about me. (Funny, because I was just about to say the same thing to them. I’m the one telling you Polish people to fuck off, dipshit.)

Being possessive/controlling, Profiling people/keeping people under surveillance, Etc. is against the law. Don’t you Polish people have the common sense to know that this is called impersonating a cop and stalking people, and that it actually is illegal?

So is Loitering. (walking around England jobless and on welfare, doing nothing.)

Weirdo Polish stalkers. (WTF, I don’t even know who they are, or why they’re even saying this to me? …. Lol.)
It was a really awkward and creepy experience. Bizarre. These Polish people wouldn’t mind their own business, and didn’t seem to understand that maybe I was scared of them. (They are lucky I didn’t report them for harassment/stalking and impersonating a cop.)

I was in fear when these people kept obsessing over me and wouldn’t leave me alone. And It was almost like they would accuse me of doing what they were doing to me. (Almost like they are delusional and are projecting their own traits back onto me.) How bizarre. They are lucky I didn’t report them to British police and charge them for harassment.

I guess they are confused or something, but somebody has to let the Polish people know that impersonating law enforcement is illegal. They should mind their own business and keep their bullshit to themselves.

These Polish people started talking to me out of the blue and I was like, “Why are they saying this to me?! WTF, I don’t even know them and wasn’t talking to them. How bizarre.”

Polish stalkers, You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not a tour guide or a Police officer, and you’re not entitled to shit. Fuck off you weirdo.

(UD Jews, I meant for you guys to see this.)

I didn’t like those Polish people, they were not like other people?
by Death Menace September 17, 2023
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you have stake in me

you have rights on me.
- you're not my bf so i have no right to be jealous....
- but we're friend with benefits so you have stake in me!
by ZJane November 15, 2010
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