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Squatch

A large bearded man, resembling a Sasquatch, native to northern California. Their mouths are notorious for being reminiscent of Greek vaginas.
I'd like to fuck that Squatch in the mouth.
by Quangola May 2, 2006
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barn squat

an abandoned barn that mostly bums live in or kids go to to smoke weed
Ted:"Yo zach, wanna go chill in the barn squat?"
Zach: "ya d00d i love squating, im proabbly gunna live sumwhere like that when im older."
Blair: "fuck that, lets just smoke in my room..."
by tedmetsfins42 January 21, 2009
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crotch-squatch

when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.
omg i gave samantha a crotch-squatch and made her eat me.
by sirspanks-n-wanks October 1, 2009
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Vanilla squash

Is when a man cums into a cup and then fills the cup with water ready to get someone to drink it.
WOW that vanilla squash was delicious!
by AllOTHERnamesHAVEbeenTAKEN! April 18, 2010
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diddly-squat

Teddy: Is my dick big?
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!
by CrustyBoyo666 August 1, 2020
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sorority squat

basically a position where someone draws attention to their butt on purposely, usually for a photo it is usually done by squatting at the camera and then bending down so the camera can see their butt, but they still have pants on.
the person did a sorority squat for there picture down below in the image you will see someone farting well doing a sorority squat
by arson_investigator August 29, 2021
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Squat

A cat that tends to climb up trees and anything else that it possibly can. You often mistake these cats for an oddly colored squirrel. Topically this happened more in Squittens then Squats.
"Whys that squirrel black hunny?"

"Uhh lets get closer"

"Nah hun it's just a Squat "
by Adream0fsin February 1, 2009
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