Stringer speed 

The point at which an orchestra or any on ensemble of instruments cannot play the music any faster, then speed it up more

We already couldn't play the piece but at stringer speed we somehow didn't fall apart

Stringer speed by Piersontheraven January 7, 2017

High speed handy

Getting a hand job while driving

Bro, I got a high speed handy from Carly last night when I was driving her home

High speed handy by BIGfish54 July 10, 2020

ben x speed

ben kisses speed softly and takes speeds hair and pees on it and on his leg

ben x speed is best ship

ben x speed by benandspeedshipper March 8, 2022

Warp Speed Shit 

The act of taking a shit so difficult that your vision starts to fade and you see stars much like the effect in Star Trek when the ship goes into warp speed. If you exceed a warp factor of ten that means your intestines just came out of your anus.

Picard: Where were you? You've been in the can for over an hour?

Riker: I had a warp speed shit.

Picard: Oh what factor?

Riker: Ten...Excuse me I have to go see the doctor now.

Warp Speed Shit by Evil McBain September 1, 2010

warp speed 

Driving excessively fast in an automobile. Extreme speeding.

The Porsche blew through the red light at warp speed, with the police in hot pursuit.

warp speed by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

top speed 

The maximum possible speed something can attain.

The top speed of that car is 240 mph.

top speed by 5'11"Racer September 20, 2006

Florida Speed Bump 

An alligator. They're called Florida speed bumps by locals in non-metro areas of Florida because alligators tend to use the sunlight heated roads as heat rocks. They sprawl out across the middle of the road, and serve as a huge, scaly, armor plated speed bump. The bigger ones will not flatten if you hit them, it will just tear up your car real good.

Dale - "Hey Jamie, what the hell did we just hit?"

Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"

Florida Speed Bump by ConfederateFlorida September 21, 2009