Middle Ages White Women who love to take their kids to play soccer only to be picked up by black ghetto men with 19 inches dicks
Diana: Hey Charlie, you are such a soccer mom , you keep hanging out after your kids soccer match.
Charlie: Ya of course, I want to find a nice black guy for tonight
Charlie: Ya of course, I want to find a nice black guy for tonight
by The three Whales September 22, 2017
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A sport in which u are sent to became a week pussified bitch that will never have a chance in a real sport like rugby
by AldePenetrate November 13, 2019
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Get the lunch time soccer mug.The American word for football because they have to have different words for everything.
Of course, this may confuse some Americans because they also have a sport called football, but their football different.
Soccer=football
American football=I have no idea but I think it is some form of rugby.
Rugby=a vile sport.
Of course this is written by a girl and girls don't know anything, obviously. I'm just a mere female creature of this Earth. My opinion doesn't count. Don't listen to me. Listen to some smelly, sweaty guy with a six pack.
He'll know.
Of course he will.
Why wouldn't he? He is a boy after all. Far superior. Girls are good for nothing.
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Of course, this may confuse some Americans because they also have a sport called football, but their football different.
Soccer=football
American football=I have no idea but I think it is some form of rugby.
Rugby=a vile sport.
Of course this is written by a girl and girls don't know anything, obviously. I'm just a mere female creature of this Earth. My opinion doesn't count. Don't listen to me. Listen to some smelly, sweaty guy with a six pack.
He'll know.
Of course he will.
Why wouldn't he? He is a boy after all. Far superior. Girls are good for nothing.
(!)
Bob: He, douchebag! Check out my new pants!
Person: Uh, hi. No thank you.
Bob: AW don't be a douchebag! Hey, wanna play some football?
Person: (Takes out a football) Yeah, sure.
Bob: NOT SOCCER, YOU DOUCHEBAG! FOOTBALL! Now get me some peanut butter and jelly.
Person: Uh, hi. No thank you.
Bob: AW don't be a douchebag! Hey, wanna play some football?
Person: (Takes out a football) Yeah, sure.
Bob: NOT SOCCER, YOU DOUCHEBAG! FOOTBALL! Now get me some peanut butter and jelly.
by cjsparrow August 5, 2012
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normally it sticks out more than it is wide.
normally it sticks out more than it is wide.
by Anonymous JB February 4, 2009
Get the soccer ass mug.A football team whose unique strategy comprises playing with 10 men, playing second string players where possible, and reminiscing about 4 years ago.
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