cjsparrow's definitions
The American word for football because they have to have different words for everything.
Of course, this may confuse some Americans because they also have a sport called football, but their football different.
Soccer=football
American football=I have no idea but I think it is some form of rugby.
Rugby=a vile sport.
Of course this is written by a girl and girls don't know anything, obviously. I'm just a mere female creature of this Earth. My opinion doesn't count. Don't listen to me. Listen to some smelly, sweaty guy with a six pack.
He'll know.
Of course he will.
Why wouldn't he? He is a boy after all. Far superior. Girls are good for nothing.
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Of course, this may confuse some Americans because they also have a sport called football, but their football different.
Soccer=football
American football=I have no idea but I think it is some form of rugby.
Rugby=a vile sport.
Of course this is written by a girl and girls don't know anything, obviously. I'm just a mere female creature of this Earth. My opinion doesn't count. Don't listen to me. Listen to some smelly, sweaty guy with a six pack.
He'll know.
Of course he will.
Why wouldn't he? He is a boy after all. Far superior. Girls are good for nothing.
(!)
Bob: He, douchebag! Check out my new pants!
Person: Uh, hi. No thank you.
Bob: AW don't be a douchebag! Hey, wanna play some football?
Person: (Takes out a football) Yeah, sure.
Bob: NOT SOCCER, YOU DOUCHEBAG! FOOTBALL! Now get me some peanut butter and jelly.
Person: Uh, hi. No thank you.
Bob: AW don't be a douchebag! Hey, wanna play some football?
Person: (Takes out a football) Yeah, sure.
Bob: NOT SOCCER, YOU DOUCHEBAG! FOOTBALL! Now get me some peanut butter and jelly.
by cjsparrow August 5, 2012
Get the soccermug.