/noun/
refers to when a person becomes a soccer mom. Although, the person does not necessarily have to be a woman, a mom, or a person who takes their kids to soccer games; they just have to give off the same vibes of a soccer mom and say "you're doing great sweetie!" at least twice in their life.
/verb/
(present tense): soccer momify
(past tense): soccer momify
refers to when a person becomes a soccer mom. Although, the person does not necessarily have to be a woman, a mom, or a person who takes their kids to soccer games; they just have to give off the same vibes of a soccer mom and say "you're doing great sweetie!" at least twice in their life.
/verb/
(present tense): soccer momify
(past tense): soccer momify
by Sappho's Good Friend™ September 19, 2021
Get the soccer momificationmug. Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.
“Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”
by RougeBlazer June 24, 2021
Get the Soccer mom stickmug. A term conceived in the 1996 election year to define a white, upper middle class, middle aged American mom who always makes her kids participate in way too much extracurricular bullshit, and often is an entitled karen, often seen cutting in line, blocking traffic and causing crashes, giving the ref a whole bunch of her bullshit, or being a racist prick. The soccer mom is and always has been hated by both Democrats and Republicans; Democrats hate them because they believe they voted for Bob Dole in ‘96, Bush in Y2K and ‘04, John McCain in 2008, Romney in ‘12, and the orange fat ass Donald Trump in 2016 and 2020. Republicans hate them because they believe they voted for Bill Clinton in ‘96, Al Gore in Y2K, John Kerry in ‘04, Obama in ‘08 and ‘12, Hillary in 2016, and Biden in 2020.
She is also racist as fuck, does not let her kids hang out with anyone who is not 100% White, anyone who is not heterosexual, anyone who is not explicitly a Fundamentalist Christian because they are assumed to be automatically Satanic, this includes anyone who is nonaffiliated, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Muslim, Jewish, and often extends to Christians of Catholic and Church of Jesus Christ denominations. She might also be a QAnon member.
She is also racist as fuck, does not let her kids hang out with anyone who is not 100% White, anyone who is not heterosexual, anyone who is not explicitly a Fundamentalist Christian because they are assumed to be automatically Satanic, this includes anyone who is nonaffiliated, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Muslim, Jewish, and often extends to Christians of Catholic and Church of Jesus Christ denominations. She might also be a QAnon member.
Me: That fucking soccer mom threatened to call the police on me after I hit her because she was going a “safe” 30 in a 70, and was being racist towards me because I’m 1/8 Hispanic, and called me Satanic because I’m Catholic and not a fundie.
Friend: Damn bro typical soccer mom.
Friend: Damn bro typical soccer mom.
by qw3r1y May 25, 2023
Get the Soccer Mommug. The most popular and best sport on the planet. Soccer is a game that brings people together. It is the best sport in the world if you don't believe me search it up.
by 123456789987654321_thats right April 6, 2021
Get the Soccermug. Hi I like soccer
by SUBSCRIBETOME April 2, 2019
Get the Soccermug. by SkinnedOstrich October 1, 2017
Get the Thicc soccermug. by EdenHazard10 October 29, 2019
Get the Kiss a soccer boy daymug.