soccer

the gayest shit ever if you play soccer dicks make you horny

hey lets go play soccer...but what he actually means, hey lets go have gay sex

by lambieoce May 17, 2021

kiss a soccer boy day

on december 10, you can kiss a soccer boy

Oh my God! Its kiss a soccer boy day!

by Jtrapingus December 9, 2021

Kiss a soccer boy day

Hi

Hey girls 30. October is the kiss a soccer boy day ;) Watch out boys, if not you’re gonna get kissed ;)

#kiss #Soccerboy

by Kyle Saffron October 23, 2019

simple soccer

The act of playing soccer without coaches, refs, and most rules/ regulations including no shin guards and sometimes no cleats.

yo dawg lets go play some simple soccer

by cherryboi97 May 8, 2014

Soccer

A loud and proud LGBTQ+ activity where a bunch of girly Europeans kick a ball around for way too long. Somehow popular today, soccer is known for being incredibly ridiculous.

Did you know that Greg plays soccer? I wonder if his parents know he’s gay yet.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

women's soccer

A joke.

John: Do you watch The Office?
Jack: Yes. That show is funnier than women's soccer!

by Jamaican_Skeleton August 22, 2021

Iceland Soccer Team

The national team of the country Iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. Also, their manager is a dentist.

Ohmyfuckinggod how did the Iceland soccer team beat ENGLAND? Their manager is a bloody dentist for Christ's sake

by jherrera1021 December 3, 2017