skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work

Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks

by mr dangling July 21, 2016

Skeet nigga

A man who is loose with his sperm or semen. Will sleep with or have sex with any or many women and will cum inside of them without staying with them. Think the rapper Future.

That dude is a skeet nigga. He always trying to knock up hoes.

by Darinthereal January 17, 2022

skeet sling

When you have some jizz on your hand and you flick or sling it off

Bae: Shit I have some cum on my hand babe

Brah: Hit the ole skeet sling

Bae: yeet

by Jimmy Orangeblossom July 15, 2016

Fanboy Skeet

The mysterious substances, stains and splotches that can be sometimes found in/on used video games, video game instruction manuals and video game cases.

I wanted to borrow Modern Warfare 2 from him, but there was so much Fanboy Skeet on the disc that it'd take turpentine to clean the stains off.

by Dr. Funktopus December 22, 2009

skeet meat

The targeted object in a circle jerk.

The collection of semen of a circle jerk.

Who's going to win the skeet meat after this is over?

by bret maverick October 18, 2018

beet skeet

To be hella boring/lame/overdone

"Man, this party is beet skeet"

by fagx346456 September 2, 2006

Skeet art

A type of art that contains both men and women ejaculating onto the canvas. Similarly, to the 'Scat art'. .

"We should go to the art museum this weekend to check out the new art trend and exibit called 'Skeet art."

by Cuntstina June 11, 2019