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sitting ducks

Literally the worst affliction of nausea with diarrhea and vomiting simultaneously where you're sitting on the toilet while ducking into a bucket at your feet to vomit, typically caused by food poisoning.
"I can't make it to my grandmother's mammogram appointment because I've been sitting ducks all this morning."
by cdb1 December 12, 2021
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internet sting

noun - Law enforcement operative using police decoys to catch suspects of pedophilia and other internet related crimes against minors.
"Based on an internet sting, local police arrested two men attempting to have sex with a minor."
by Sandra S.N. July 20, 2008
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Ring Sizing

When preparing for anal sex, the performing partner will begin with the insertion of the pinky finger into the anus, gradually changing fingers and increasing size at the same time.
"I want to be there when he is done banging her to give him a drunken high five."
"Be careful man, he might have shit on his hands!!"
"How so?"
"I hear he is a fan of Ring Sizing"
by B7 Ryan December 22, 2008
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phone sitting

The act of waiting on a very important phone call. "IN THE OLDEN DAYS" (i.e., roughly two decades ago) this act would necessitate that a person remain home, near the phone, engaged in quiet activities. While phone sitting, you would have to quickly disengage yourself from all calls other than the expected one. Even walking down to the driveway may result in missing that oh-so-very-important call, such as from a perspective employer. This annoyance has become much less common in the past twenty years thanks to caller ID, call waiting, voice mail, and cell phones.
1) "I cannot go out tonight, I put a classified ad in the newspaper and now I am phone sitting."
or,

2) "He said he would call me back about the new job. I cannot turn my cell phone off because I am phone sitting."
by The Original Korrin February 15, 2010
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Six String Stinger

Where a person is hit over the head so hard by a guitar, that it snaps in half, and the guitar strings whip them. Very painful.
Person #1: Where's Carl?
Person #2: Oh, he's still in agony over that Six String Stinger I gave him last week.
Person #1: Ouch.
by Devvy996 February 26, 2011
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good at sitting

When a girl is especially talented in the buttocks region. Or, more simply, she just has an amazing ass.
James: Damnnn that girl is good at sitting!
Ian: Yeah I could see dat ass from AmsterDAMNNN!
Brian: I saw it all the way from Djibouti!
by Wesley 'freakin' Sneijder April 25, 2011
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stingray

Girl, stingray scared me to death when he popped out of that birthday cake!
by Dman77663399 March 1, 2010
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