Smooth Brain

Very smart person. their brain is smooth the is no resistance to knowledge

Brian has a smooth brain. Josh does not

by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020

smoot

semen, cum that is created while on a boat

named after minnisota cornerback fred smoot who is known not for his football skills but for his ability to cover a boat in semen

I hit the bith in the eye with some smoot while riding around the bay

Be carefull where you shoot that smoot.

by The A Team of the Food Bank August 28, 2008

smoot

Much of these definitions may be true but one version of the word Smoot originated from a silly deviation from the word 'SMUT' which is created by replacing the 'U' with a double 'O' for use in chatrooms where the word 'smut' or 'porn' is not appropriate.

"It's pretty hard to surf the web when your bandwidth is being used for downloading smoot torrents."

"My hard drive is getting pretty full, so I guess I better burn some of these smoot videos to DVD lol!"

by Alfoo January 6, 2008

smoothie surprise

when you inject ice cream into a lover's ass and then proceed to fuck said lover in the ass. After finishing, have them squeeze the well mixed product out into a cup. Bon appetite.
*Often times may include blood and shit...

I enjoy making a smoothie surprise, but i don't particularly enjoy drinking it.

by a blake October 16, 2008

smooth move Gilligan

smooth move Gilligan
This is what you say to someone who just did something terribly stupid and foolish,like the TV character Gilligan.
Gilligan's Island
Skippppper!!!
Oh little buddy!
The professor and Mary Ann here on Gilligan's Island.

Why are your clothes all torn and covered with monkey feces?
I slipped in a plie of monkey poop on my way to feed Mr.Peepers.
Oh smooth move Gilligan!
Ooh snap, you shit covered retard.

by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009

Smooth Brain

When you underperformed at Magic the Gathering the most skill based game of all time so you convert to Flesh and Blood so you can win coin toss games.

I thought he was a smart guy so I avoided him cause i thought he was an incel but turns out he is a Smooth Brain Dickless Midget so i hooked up with him cause he is much easier to control.

by Vortakainia August 26, 2021

Stink Smoothie

When you place a funnel in a womans vagina, then shit, throw up, piss, and ejaculate into the funnel. You then proceed to remove the funnel, take a bendy straw and enjoy.

Stink Smoothies are only meant for those hardcore guys and gals willing to commint such awesomely awful deeds.
For the taste isnt always pleasent.

by NoTsTinKhOrNcReAtOr January 17, 2010