"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"
by meximelt March 5, 2004
Get the ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt mug.Describes a bird, usually in the state of flying overhead, that is likely to shit on you, especially a seagull or pigeon.
by anonymous January 1, 2004
Get the shithawk mug.Shitheads are brown haired or dark haired caucasians who have shit for hair
theyd be better off dying there hair blonde red orange blue green or even purple
they think their good even though they dont notice their hair is the same colour as their excrement
theyd be better off dying there hair blonde red orange blue green or even purple
they think their good even though they dont notice their hair is the same colour as their excrement
by scotty mcdougal September 17, 2006
Get the shitheads mug.Stupid cunt mocking her husbands shirt. She is fat, ugly, and no man would dip his dick in it.
Birth control shirt.
Birth control shirt.
by Anti-misandry, Anti-mysagonist June 10, 2021
Get the Birth control shirt mug.When a man is having rapid intercourse with a woman and another man sticks his dick to the first mans dick (side) and the force from the first dick pulls the second dick into the woman along with it.
Harry: Last night I went into Dave's room while he was fucking his girlfriend and I started shirt tailing myself in.
Dave: Yea dude, what was up with that?
Harry: You shouldn't have left an opening.
Dave: Yea dude, what was up with that?
Harry: You shouldn't have left an opening.
by qualat February 19, 2010
Get the Shirt Tailing mug.Can be any piece of cloth that is used to pick up the remnants of 300 million potential children. Every teenaged boy owns at least one and it can be found near his computer or bed. Usually a white shirt that is worn under the main shirt.
Usually white in color. If you or a loved one uses any other color, you are unashamed to show everyone what you do when you're alone or your man juice is colored differently, in which cases, you're either going to need to get checked for STD's or see a psychiatrist.
Usually white in color. If you or a loved one uses any other color, you are unashamed to show everyone what you do when you're alone or your man juice is colored differently, in which cases, you're either going to need to get checked for STD's or see a psychiatrist.
The shirt that you reluctantly wear because you forgot to put your laundry in the dryer.
The family member of friend that you reluctantly look at because he/ she borrowed THE shirt and is wearing it.
The shirt you wore to Thursday's Black Light Bowling Night and everyone mistook you for a sperm bank.
The family member of friend that you reluctantly look at because he/ she borrowed THE shirt and is wearing it.
The shirt you wore to Thursday's Black Light Bowling Night and everyone mistook you for a sperm bank.
by SoggyPancake November 8, 2009
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