by Ttess1 September 9, 2023
Get the White people seasoning mug.When the shade of your skin changes significantly between seasons enough that people can't pin down what ethnicity you might be.
Person A: "Oh Man, it's winter again. People can't tell if I'm brown enough to be racist to or white enough to be polite to"
Person B: "Dammit! I know what you mean. We're both so seasonally ethnically ambiguous"
Person B: "Dammit! I know what you mean. We're both so seasonally ethnically ambiguous"
by epiwonk July 20, 2021
Get the seasonally ethnically ambiguous mug.The season where a boy in middle school leaves over break with his balls dropped, a deeper voice, an Adam’s apple, and hair in his ass
by Maryjuliana September 5, 2022
Get the Ball dropping season mug.All of April is when you are only allowed to cum on a females back during intercourse when you are about to nut.
by Poop mated March 10, 2022
Get the Cum back season mug.Arguably the absolute worst season of the arrowverse. Largely in part due to the lack of chin on the flash's costume. Grant Gustin without the chin piece in his suit is horrific to say the least. He looks like if a pedophile got stoned and started running around the city.
by 1oftheBOYS February 12, 2021
Get the Season 5 Flash mug.Hands down the most wonderful season of them all.
A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.
Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.
The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.
When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.
A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.
Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.
Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.
The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.
When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.
A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.
Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
"It's Jack and Diane Season y'all! Get your jorts on, crack open a Busch latte and get ready to paint em' green!!
by Cumdik April 10, 2021
Get the Jack and Diane Season mug.the season after winter where people voluntarily line up in a milk parlour where they milk cows and the milking machine cluster is attached to the genitals (suctioning machine). milking them like cow udders, the semen is extracted and put into a processing machine to create lactose free milk alternative.
-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season
-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season
person 1: the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen a day during cum harvesting season
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~
by jummyjummy69 November 23, 2021
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