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Elijah Samuel Tongco 

Elijah Samuel Tongco's are usually extremely hot, looking like a 6 foot black bodybuilder. Sometimes in his asian form, he can solve the hardest mathematical equations with only his yoyo. This man is the definition of perfect. Anyone who walks by will immediately stop and gaze at his beautiful assets. As a master of the martial art of rizz, he has claimed at least 4 women. He enjoys kpop and pulls TWICE members like he's pulling your mother.
OMG he is such an Elijah Samuel Tongco! SLayyy
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emerald samuel 

typically used to refer someone who is black and wears specs. A person from nigeria who lives in india. Eats other peoples lunch.

christopher samuel kline

christopher samuel kline is a good person👍
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Alex Samuel Somers

A handsome charming charismatic rizzler that you stick your gyatt out to because he is so skibiti and fanum tax you want to be his sigma go to him and give him your ohio
Alex Samuel Somers by Tigritz February 13, 2024

Gunther "Samuel" Browning: The First Juvenile Release.

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Spitty Samuel 

A Spitty Samuel is where you drench your hands in saliva before giving someone a two-handed handjob. You specifically move you hands in opposite directions
Hey bro, I just got done getting a Spitty Samuel, kinda sticky after.