Literally better than everything else. Even more godly than Hendrik. Samuels are always super hot and sexy and their only weakness is having no weakness. Their shlong is longer than the Great Wall of China. Samuel is a Synonym for the 8. world Wonder.
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Old soul
Whines about Shawn Mendes and Paramore
Like rap trash like Kanye West and the dude from Havana
Stupid
Thinks he’s smart
No cap
Nah just playin
Old soul
Whines about Shawn Mendes and Paramore
Like rap trash like Kanye West and the dude from Havana
Stupid
Thinks he’s smart
No cap
Nah just playin
Samuel = dirty blonde, wavy hair that looks like a mushroom, brown eyes, average height I guess, skinny, bushy eyebrows, Canadian
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Get the Samuel mug.A really great, and over protective guy.
He stands up for those that he loves (especially this one dork named Mars)
His most distinctive traits are being protective, never giving up (this includes on people) , and standing his ground. He doesn't take shit from anyone.
This dude named Mars really likes him (and thinks he's cute as fuck)
His features include, a cute nose you just want boop, striking blue eyes, and black hair that is way too perfect and we all know it's a wig.
He also has a really great 111/10 body
He stands up for those that he loves (especially this one dork named Mars)
His most distinctive traits are being protective, never giving up (this includes on people) , and standing his ground. He doesn't take shit from anyone.
This dude named Mars really likes him (and thinks he's cute as fuck)
His features include, a cute nose you just want boop, striking blue eyes, and black hair that is way too perfect and we all know it's a wig.
He also has a really great 111/10 body
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samuel is a dumb cunt
by yo mom May 31, 2023
Get the Samuel mug.hes a fucking asshole and nobody fucking loves him because he likes to eat dog shit and he like the taste of dog shit lol fucking asshole I hope he dies a terrible death cuz hes a faggot
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