Urban Dictionary-
The Herman, also known as, The Gentleman's Surprise.
To preform the Herman, ejaculate in an object that is commonly used by someone unbeknownst by the owner or frequent user of said object to leave a nice surprise. Such objects can be, but are not limited to, shoes, helmets, pockets, socks, hats, opened alcoholic drinks, and even wallets and purses, preferably while they are not in use.
The Herman, also known as, The Gentleman's Surprise.
To preform the Herman, ejaculate in an object that is commonly used by someone unbeknownst by the owner or frequent user of said object to leave a nice surprise. Such objects can be, but are not limited to, shoes, helmets, pockets, socks, hats, opened alcoholic drinks, and even wallets and purses, preferably while they are not in use.
by Austin Johnson/ Steve Sutton November 14, 2007
Get the the gentleman's surprisemug. by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007
Get the Fiery Surprisemug. The Iceland Surprise is best done during the winter when it is cold and snowy outside. After finishing coitus in the doggy style position, ask your partner "Is it cold in Iceland?" After the inevitable "Huh?" or "What?", proceed to take an icicle and inserting it into the meat tunnel of your partner in fornication. Yell "Surprise!" and hope that your actions will lead to the freezing of their juices.
Guy 1: So what did you do during the black out last night? It was like...negative ten outside.
Guy 2: Oh ya know, found some chick to fuck. I totally pulled the Iceland Surprise. And on top of that, I pulled a Sheboygan on her using snow instead of glitter!
Guy 1: Oh that's cold dude, real cold.
Guy 2: Oh ya know, found some chick to fuck. I totally pulled the Iceland Surprise. And on top of that, I pulled a Sheboygan on her using snow instead of glitter!
Guy 1: Oh that's cold dude, real cold.
by A Bored Amish Man December 28, 2010
Get the Iceland Surprisemug. by Steven Boeckmann May 15, 2008
Get the surprise sleepmug. V. the action of dipping one's meatstick in the sand while boning your girl/victim while they are on their back and then proceeding to stick it in the vagina thus giving her a painful orgasm
by st6lt February 10, 2009
Get the Sandy Surprisemug. When you're fuckin a chick in the ass then when you're about to spager you put your thumbs on your head with your fingers up, yell random crap and she looks back all confused and you punch her in the face then you put your dick in her mouth and spager
by Toristo June 13, 2004
Get the bullwinkle surprisemug. penissurprisepopcorn surprisetouchingmasturbationchipssaltNuggetMartypopcornshafterectiongrab
The fine art of popcorn surprise but with a box of KFC chips. To pull off the hilarious trick, do the following:
STEP 1: Create a hole in the bottom of your half full KFC chip box
STEP 2: Insert your (preferably erect) phallus upwards into said hole
STEP 3: Entice your friends to unknowingly reach in and grab a "chip"
Your friend should then grasp your salty penis, thus rendering them homosexual and yourself a hilarious friend for tricking another man to grab your penis
The fine art of popcorn surprise but with a box of KFC chips. To pull off the hilarious trick, do the following:
STEP 1: Create a hole in the bottom of your half full KFC chip box
STEP 2: Insert your (preferably erect) phallus upwards into said hole
STEP 3: Entice your friends to unknowingly reach in and grab a "chip"
Your friend should then grasp your salty penis, thus rendering them homosexual and yourself a hilarious friend for tricking another man to grab your penis
I walked in on nugget reaching into Marty's KFC chips, only to see him run away, having received a KFC surprise. We pashed, Then Marty cried as salt got into his Japs eye
by BoyDoods August 3, 2008
Get the KFC Surprisemug.