Rubber Mallet

Hammer like object with a rubber head. Handle is normally constructed from wood or synthetic material. Commonly used in the oil field by less intelligent people.

Look at the annoying idiot over there beating the side of his trailer with a rubber mallet.

by OFTKW March 4, 2019

rubber cubber

when someone bites the curb but instead of their head getting stamped on, they get a large heavy tire dropped on the back of their skull

Person 1: Aw shit, your fucked up what happened?
Person 2: ERRRGHHHH OOOOO!
Doctor guy: He got rubber cubber.

by cuhbluh May 24, 2024

Rubber ducky

When you stay at someone’s place and fill the tub full of water then proceed to take a shit that floats in the tub before you leave

I was at this girls place and before I left I took a rubber ducky in her bathroom

by Rubber ducky man May 10, 2025

rubber milkshake

When you finish in a condom and pour it all over her stomac

Stay there I'm gonna make a rubber milkshake

by Brahbro6969 August 22, 2017

filled rubber

A rubber condom entirely filled with semen.

There was filled rubber on the bed, leaking cum everywhere.

by Scuvex January 12, 2016

Rubber

Someone who is straight up not cool

I’m a rubber, you’re a glue

by 13427482 April 23, 2020

Rubber Band Manlet

The rubber band manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a mobbed-up manlet, a misanthropic manlet, a materialistic manlet and a myopic manlet who petulantly peddles his piddly hobbit pipe-weed to all of the towering grown-ups who have the misfortune of crossing his pathetically puny path. Straight outta Oompa Loompa land, tape measure in his right, booster seat in his other hand. Call him a lesser man, he'll always be a lesser man. Wasted a couple hundred grand, high heels, all colors man. Once inevitably caught by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the then incarcerated rubber band manlet instantly and seamlessly makes the for him natural transition into a prison wife manlet and happily lives out his laughably lowly little life in the enthusiastically submissive service of his fearlessly formidable and devastatingly dominant, supremely superior magnificent manmore prison war daddy overlord.

Emily: Lol, why is that deceased rubber band manlet lying in the manlet pit over there and why is he covered with garden gnomes? Bianca: A group of little girls just shot him to death with a pink BB gun and then gave the silly, little manlet boy a dwarven funeral. Emily: Hahahahaha! Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024