ratchness overload

An overload of ratchet meaning a big, ugly girl. Usually from the hood and overweight. Her weaves might be ratchet and think she is every man's boogy. Unfortunately, that ain't right.

"Dayum!! That bitch is ratchness overload."

by bootycaller1 October 14, 2013

Ratchet

girl who in them streets for real and aint afraid to be what is required. she is scandelous and can and will use her looks to acheive her goal. can and will steal your man if need be. uses whatever means necessary.

"to be on these steeets you need a wratchet bitch"

by WratchetBitch December 17, 2016

the reach and wash

while showering, the action of squatting down to ground level, soaping your "the dude" wash cloth and passing the towel through your legs and pulling back and forth to create a suddsing action to cleanse your anus.

What are you doing dude...what its the reach and wash man.

by The reach and wash Dude March 5, 2011

Ratchet Strap

One who constantly has ratchets hanging off of him. A ratchet strap can have several motives. A ratchet strap brings ratchets places to appear cool. A ratchet strap could be too nice to say no to ratchet advances. A ratchet strap could be a ratchet themselves. In rare cases, a woman can be a ratchet strap such as; when a girl tags ratchets along to appear better looking herself; or when she just rides for a crew of ratchets.

Male
"Yo, you see Paul rollin up to the party with Rachael?"
"Yeah man she's disgusting. He's such a ratchet strap"
"I know, why does he even take her in public?"

Female:
"Oh my god, she is such a ratchet strap!"
"Why?"
"She chills with fuckin RACHAEL!"
"So?"
"She clearly only keeps Rachael around to make herself feel better about herself"
"That's true, Rachael is pretty fuckin ratchet."

by RatchetPlankRachaelSkank September 17, 2013

Explosive Reach-Around

An explosive reach-around is when while one member of a sexual act begins to or is in the act of reaching around their partner receives an unfortunate amount of high velocity feces to either the torso or face from the person they are reaching around.

Tom: "Did you hear what happened to Richie last night?!"
Jerry: "Yeah man Jen totally pulled an explosive reach-around on him."

by TheMexxxYmellt October 23, 2011

The Reach

The act of manually unclogging a toilet to avoid an imminent fecal catastrophe

Upon flushing, Dan found himself staring down a rapidly filling bowl. He pulled up his shirt sleeves, plunged his hand into the brown soup, and did The Reach.

by Handler69 November 11, 2012

Reach Around

A maneuver in Modern Warfare 2 in which members of one team single handedly wipe out the other team by going around the side of the map and sneaking up on them. This tactic can only be performed on the Hardcore Search and Destroy game setting. In other words it is a flank. Just before the game begins, players must announce which direction the reach around will take place making sure that there is no confusion amongst the team members. It is important that while undertaking this endeavor one must repeatedly shout "we're giving 'em the reach around" on the game chat in a rather annoying tone in order to ensure proper reach around etiquette.

Person 1: Dude we totally gave them the 'ole reach around that game.

Person 2: We sure did man. We sure did.
Person 3: Lawl.

by ToCo0Lf0Ry0u May 19, 2010