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Retard Pee

look at that nigga Jr. taking a retard pee ass hanging out and everything.
by CJDCJD March 30, 2011
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Are you retarded

The worst mobile game ad title ever.

Yes, it is a real mobile game ad by ketchapp. It features gameplay of a basketball game thing with a white rectangle on top that says "Are you retarded", matching the ad title.
ketchapp: Are you retarded
The community: Yes, I am
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Retard Bone

n. Where a person has not been officially diagnosed with a mental disability but, there are family similarities of mental SLOWness. Ex: They have a retard bone running in their family.
You would think they are retarded. I think they have a case of the retard bone.

If I have children with this person, I hope my kids don't inherit the retard bone.

It never fails, everytime I ask Jack to take out the trash, he takes out the little bag sitting beside the big bag instead of taking out both bags. He definitely has the retard bone.

The retard bone runs in their family.

He must have inherited the retard bone.

They all have the retard bone.

I am sick of dealing with the retard bone.

If I have to deal with the retard bone one more time, I am going to scream!
by HeatherFeather73 February 28, 2010
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fucking retard

a very stupid person who acts selfishly, childishly, or immaturely. Does not technically refer to the mentally disabled. When reading this definition, you may think of someone in particular. Chances are, that person fits the criteria of a fucking retard.
Joe Smith: You know that guy who is really stupid and immature?
James Smith: Oh, that fucking retard Allan Evans?
John Smith: Who else would I be talking about!
by sickofbullshit December 11, 2012
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Retard mode

The mode in which an individual loses all abilities/senses and is completely lost with himself/herself. This may occur when one is so confused that they actually become mentally disabled. Another well known occurance is when one intakes two vape packs consecutively to the face.
Dave: yo man what you think about that shit?
Al: dude, im fuckin' retarded!

When you pull outta your driveway and bounce your SUV off a fire hydrant then into your neighbors tree and become knocked unconscious, this is retard mode
by khadgarr December 1, 2009
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urban retard

Urban kids who look, dress, talk, and act retarded. Some one who thinks Urban Outfitters is the place to shop.
The difference between a retard and an urban retard is the retard is smarter.
by benth April 29, 2008
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mildly retarded

(Adj.) The nicest way to still call someone completely and utterly retarded.
That girl who ran into that telephone pole seems mildly retarded.
by Shitspopper October 6, 2008
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