Pump Turner

The phrase 'Pump Turner' refers to an annoying often anonymous individual that turns the head on your bicycle pump's head.

ARGH! Which Pump Turner turned my pump!?

by The Original Pump Turner November 3, 2010

Pumper Decker

1.Leaving shit in the water tank of a toilet so when flushed, brown water comes out. good to do to someone you don't like.

person 1 " Dude i took a pumper decker in your toilet!"

person 2 "you took a what?"

*flushes toilet - brown water comes out*

person 2 "you bastard!"

by god bless atheism November 25, 2010

Plumpkin

The act of having sexual intercourse with a fat guy during halloween (October).

Bonus points if said fat guy paints his stomach like a pumpkin.

Double Bonus points: If said sexual intercouse occurs during the viewing of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."

Jane: I had my first plumpkin last night...

Janet: Was he painted?
Jane: Oh yes like a Jack O'lantern!!!

by Donner131 October 10, 2014

Pumpigus

A wild creature who cannot be tamed. A pumpigus is usually a ginger with their first name starting with an S. Pumpigus's have little to no swag and drink chocolate milk three times a day (unless substituted by Snapple.) If you think you are a pumpigus, you may need to seek help because you may be an evil pumpigus. If you are not an evil pumpigus, then you are a random pumpigus. Pumpigus's are casual, confident, cocky, occasionally nice, friendly, sexy, hot, lovable, evil, and strange. Beware of Pumpigus's (also known as billy3's)!

A pumpigus is less than a llama.

by Pumpigus November 4, 2014

pump session

Lifting weights in a vigorous fashion.

Friend - wanna go hang at the bar
Me - no bro I gotta pump session later

by ThotWalk48 June 27, 2014

Pump My Tires

When someone feels the need to speak highly of themselves, to increase their worth.

Person 1: Yeah, I am pretty awesome at soccer, after saving all of those goals.
Person 2: That, or you have some good defenders.

Person 1: Hey, hey...just let me pump my tires, okay?

by WingustheDingus April 4, 2015

Pump Like Trump

1. to go big, but especially to go huge.
2. to be successful or be a success.
3. to exceed the mainstream expectation.
4. an elite form of "git r' done".
5. a form of domination

I pumped like Trump on my test, and I aced it.

When I pump like Trump, I win every time.

by whitehousetees.com November 19, 2016