A wild creature who cannot be tamed. A pumpigus is usually a ginger with their first name starting with an S. Pumpigus's have little to no swag and drink chocolate milk three times a day (unless substituted by Snapple.) If you think you are a pumpigus, you may need to seek help because you may be an evil pumpigus. If you are not an evil pumpigus, then you are a random pumpigus. Pumpigus's are casual, confident, cocky, occasionally nice, friendly, sexy, hot, lovable, evil, and strange. Beware of Pumpigus's (also known as billy3's)!
by Pumpigus November 05, 2014