pseudorgasm

an orgasm faked by a woman

Megan was tired, so she had a pseudorgasm to get her boyfriend off of her.

by specialkm11 February 4, 2009

pseudosexy

Amusingly fake-sexy. See: Busted Tees ad, to right. Assuming a sexy pose that is not actually sexy and is usually humorous.

Look at her largish boobs and smirk with that weird T-shirt logo! That is so pseudosexy.

Brad Pitt, Gerard Butler, and Johnny Depp are most definitely not pseudosexy.

by Emmacakes March 4, 2009

Pseudofication

The act of giving someone a nickname whether or not they want one. Only attains to nicknames that are in the vicinity of hilarity.

Tim: I'm going to pseudofy Dan! Dan, you will now be refered to as Danny the Douchebag!

Dan: I hate Pseudofication

by Tokerovinz November 9, 2009

pseudoreaderbrarian

Someone who acquires a lot of books claiming they will read them when in fact, the books just sit on the top shelf of their dirty closet collecting dust.

CE is such a pseudoreaderbrarian.

by edniece April 13, 2010

pseudoface

The name you change your Facebook to display at college application time. This is done to ensure that admissions doesn't judge you based on your Facebook.

Dude, what's up with the name change?

It's a pseudoface. Colleges will never look for Arkmay Uckerbergzay.

by whambamthankyouma'am October 28, 2010

pseudonympho

Someone who gets off being called other people's names durring sexual intercourse.

My friend Chet is a pseudonympho, or was it Tim, no Kevin... whoever it was he was a good lay.

by Chet, no Tim, I mean Kevin. January 23, 2011

Pseudogreen

A desire for a low-footprint existence relative to the environment, stifled by dogmatic opposition to tools that would achieve that end.

Did you hear about Greenpeace's latest anti-nuke debacle? How did they get so damned pseudogreen?

by Fordiman September 13, 2011