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by HandlerThree October 8, 2014
Get the oh herro prease mug.An interesting way of pleasuring urself in the bathtub. Put faucet on full blast, medium to warm temperature, place private area (mainly girls) under faucet
by monamonamona October 15, 2005
Get the Bathtub Pleasure mug.A cliche phrase or saying that is rarely ever used in conversational English, but appears in bad prose, film, and television. Originated with the phrase, "I want to please you," usually said in terrible b-movies by a female attempting to engage a male in sex. The term is usually used in the pejorative, to mock or insult someone's speech or writing.
"You're all wet."
"Man, that is such a pleaseme."
"I could buy and sell you!"
"Could you try using an insult that wasn't such a pleaseme?"
"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
"I guess, but that was a total pleaseme."
"Man, that is such a pleaseme."
"I could buy and sell you!"
"Could you try using an insult that wasn't such a pleaseme?"
"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
"I guess, but that was a total pleaseme."
by Talmanes November 10, 2005
Get the pleaseme mug.First, have some bitch give you a dirty blow job, mouthin all over your feces-encrusted hairy rooster. Now listen to the next part carefully because it is done through precision timing, hours of practice, and a dirty one legged mexican named antonio. You yank your one eyed gorilla out of that whore's mouth right before you feel dessert is about to be served, and take a lighter to the semen shooting out of your sparkling beam, lighting the juice on fire midair. While the raining meteors clunk on the hooker's face, calmly look into that crack-head's eyes and whisper "you're a wizard, harry." Conclude this lovely session by soaking your hand in Bengay and fist the bitch's pussy, clawing at the walls of her genitalia.
by Surprise_Its_Your_Mom_69 January 20, 2009
Get the Lucifer's pleasantries mug.A preppy town in the east bay area. Known for nice schools, people who can AFFORD drugs, Stoneridge mall, and upscale neighborhoods. Where the only way police make money is giving tickets to soccer moms in Escalades.
Pleasanton's in the valley, so in the summer, its 100 degrees, and in the winter, its 35.
They're preppier than Livermore, but not as preppy as Danville. Its pretty much an essential to make friends with kids from fremont.
And it surprises everyone that even though most the kids are white, they win hella sports anyway.
Its the perfect place to raise a family. But then again, alot of the parents are never home anyways.
The riches neighborhoods in Pleasanton are Ruby Hills, Castlewood, Golden Eagle, and Black Hawk. But there are also random private estates and low to mid million homes in The Preserve, Moller Ranch, and Ironwood.
The teachers kill to work there, but then regret it cause pretty much all of the family moved there for higher test scores. Some end up quitting because of pressure and complaints.
Its so much harder to find friends if you're knew in Pleasanton, than pretty much any other town in the bay area. Alot of the people were raised judgemental.
Downtown pleasanton, one of the thousand parks here, and Stoneridge mall are basically the only places to hang.
Pleasanton girls are hard to get at, because theyre picky with their men.
Commonly perceived as completely boring, but Pleasanton parties are the best parties. Why? People can afford the crack and Jack Daniels.
Pleasanton's in the valley, so in the summer, its 100 degrees, and in the winter, its 35.
They're preppier than Livermore, but not as preppy as Danville. Its pretty much an essential to make friends with kids from fremont.
And it surprises everyone that even though most the kids are white, they win hella sports anyway.
Its the perfect place to raise a family. But then again, alot of the parents are never home anyways.
The riches neighborhoods in Pleasanton are Ruby Hills, Castlewood, Golden Eagle, and Black Hawk. But there are also random private estates and low to mid million homes in The Preserve, Moller Ranch, and Ironwood.
The teachers kill to work there, but then regret it cause pretty much all of the family moved there for higher test scores. Some end up quitting because of pressure and complaints.
Its so much harder to find friends if you're knew in Pleasanton, than pretty much any other town in the bay area. Alot of the people were raised judgemental.
Downtown pleasanton, one of the thousand parks here, and Stoneridge mall are basically the only places to hang.
Pleasanton girls are hard to get at, because theyre picky with their men.
Commonly perceived as completely boring, but Pleasanton parties are the best parties. Why? People can afford the crack and Jack Daniels.
by wtf?PleasantonPrep September 20, 2007
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