Penguin

A woman who doesn’t have a child of her own or who has been dismissed by her child so she hovers over someone else’s child to make up for what she doesn’t have.

n. She could’ve had children but she just wants to be a penguin.

v. She has a child who doesn’t listen so she penguins that other kid.

*it should be noted that a “penguin” is a relative of the mother hen”.

by ThatsAnnoying January 8, 2023

cameolt penguin

a really dirty looking irish slut

bob: dude look at lulu today isn't she hot!
John: nah she looks pretty ugly. i'd rather fuck those cameolt penguins over there..

by ras elias May 5, 2009

Candy Corn Penguin

As a stuffed animal, they are so cute! In real life however, I don’t think so.

Look, I just won a candy corn penguin plushie!

by Quintopolise April 20, 2021

Club Penguin

A legendary internet platform brutally murdered, and continued in the form of "Club Penguin Island" which is nowhere near as good.

R.I.P Club Penguin

by DrTwitch April 4, 2017

Penguin

A zebra chicken

Don’t you think a panda reminds you of a penguins colours

by A user who is anonymous May 18, 2020

Penguin

A penguin is a bird that is so freaking cute that it kills you

OMG look at that cute penguin

by ShadowWolfYTX November 13, 2020

Penguin Tart

The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.

Penguin 1:"Im lonely"

Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"

*swishing of the nipple tassles*

.....HENCE SEX.......

Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."

by Ivana Trump August 27, 2007