Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker

All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

Maple Leaf Patch

Having sexual intercourse with a Canadian for the first time

Yo bro I’m going to get my maple leaf patch this weekend

by Mojo02345628 November 25, 2025

Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

by Im golf August 26, 2016

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

To be posted on lame ass social media
FPatch

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

Don"t FPatch me on your post Urban DIC>
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

by FPatch Smeites Bonetown urban August 17, 2022

The patch

To be working in the oil patch; like Alberta,

Shift change is coming up, time to head back to the patch

by Zack8855 January 19, 2019

pee patch

Another term for G-String…

She was nothing but pee patch fool…

by Pushmataha August 13, 2023

Pumpkin patch

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.

1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"

by The Big......0 December 9, 2020