Crusty pancake

noun: when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, touch bellies and fall asleep together.

Guy 1: "My girl and I made a crusty pancake last night."
Guy 2: "Nice."

by McCalzone September 3, 2020

bitter pancake

A mean person that's hard to get along with. Someone who will argue and challenge everything you say.

Shawty, why you always on my case trying to get on my nerves with everything I say? I can't say nuthin around you cuz you just a bitter pancake.

by treble_maker January 25, 2018

flimsy pancakes

When the girl you’re dating wants to have sex but you can’t get erect so you start between her cheeks till you finally get erect.

Rare occasion includes when the girl or thing you are seducing is flat in the chest and anus region

Noah wasn’t getting erect with his petite girlfriend Kayla so he started with some flimsy pancakes until finally getting erect.

by Jimmy jol July 6, 2018

Pancake Attack

What one might say when having a panic attack. Usually someone who is often dramatic

M:I’m HaViNg A PaNcAkE aTtAcK
A: okay m ur done

by Tinaannabeth April 23, 2022

pancake platter

When a woman squishes her breasts between two large plates.

I showed Chris my pancake platter last night. He enjoyed it, but man, did it hurt.

by Bob Bob BobBob Bluemoon October 20, 2013

Applesauce Pancake

(noun)
1: A patty of stool that is created when you shit your pants while in a seated position.
2:The bi-product of a single mass event of explosive diarrhea that occurs while clothed. The diarrhea of which, resembles the viscosity and texture of thick pancake batter and/or heavy applesauce.

Sarah's asshole couldn't handle the pressure and splashed an applesauce pancake onto the inside of her pants

by Christmasham January 9, 2014

jiggly pancake

the food of god and unicorns, what angels sleep on at night, and literal HEAVEN in your mouth. They are compatible with anything and everything. Sunshine? yep. Rainbows? yep. That piece of 3 week old cheese you left on the table for the mouse you thought was your friend but isn't? sure why not? Jiggly pancakes can make anything better, even if you don't eat the heavenly morsels, because of their special motion. The J i G g Le. You poke? they jiggle. You breathe? they jiggle. You look at them wishing that they could be in your mouth at this very moment? they jiggle tantalizingly as you run across the room, fork in hand. Seriously, jiggly pancakes are like donuts to bagels, and now I really want one so lemme just...

OMG THERES A JIGGLY PANCAKE THAT HAS NUTELLA AND STRAWBERRIES ON IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by chopstickchild September 8, 2019