Boats and Hoes

The first super smash hit by Brennan Huff and Dale Doback in the movie "Step Brothers" under the record company Prestige Worldwide.

Brennan and Dale took Dale's father's sailboat and used it to film the song. No one was steering the boat so it crashed into the shore and was demolished.

Dude, I just set "Boats and Hoes" as my profile song. That song is fucking awesome.

by ConeBone October 2, 2008

closet hoe

a hoe that is believed to be very prude and innocent

Judy is a closet hoe she says she is a virgin but she actually lost it to a Mexican immigrant when she was 12

by Martin Kester March 12, 2008

Side Hoe

A girl/s you got on the side other than your main girlfriend. She initially is someone who is just used to get sexual pleasure from and nothing else that is serious.

Joe-"Yo man I'm going out with my girl Beatrice tonight"
Craig-"What about Lela?"
Joe-"Man she just a side hoe when Beatrice don't give me none"

by IAMTHEMASTERMIND December 6, 2009

Virgin Hoe

Well a "Virgin Hoe" is a girl who does very slutty things like blowjobs, handjobs, make out, talking to older guys online, and getting fingered. Except shes a virgin because she does everything except actual sex.

Wow i gave that guy head but i would never fuck him because im a virgin hoe.

by Sirrena January 17, 2008

hoeing season

Summer, a time when it's socially acceptable to be a hoe. If a guy tries to start a relationship durring this time they will most likely be turned down.

He's trying to date me, not gonna happen it's hoeing season.

by Yeahhhbitchesss June 30, 2017

hoes handbag

A hoes over large pussy, so large you can fit the contents of a handbag within

Her pussy is a hoes handbag its so big I could park my car there

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

MySpace Hoes

Females who have no life, there day usually consist of putting on different outfits such as lingerie or bathing suites and taking pics just to add to there myspace page. These are usually unattractive gurls who don't really look like much in person so they take pics wit there camera phones in the bathroom mirror from there best angles and use them to try to find guys to get attention from.

about 75% of the females on Myspace are Myspace Hoes

by Chyna_gurl January 27, 2007