Noodle Lauren

When yourself or a friend becomes so inebriated that you/they cannot feel their limbs anymore, thus feeling like a noodle.

God, you're being such a Noodle Lauren

Did you see Becky being a Noodle Lauren? She was covered in food

Come on you silly Noodle Lauren, stand up straight!

Noodle Lauren you are a hot mess

Noodle Lauren by Noodle Lauren November 4, 2011

Noodle salad 

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in your mouth

I had three guys over last night and they fed me a noodle salad. Now my jaw is sore.

Noodle salad by Dtowndawg May 5, 2016

pooper noodle 

A secret word for anal seepage.

*anal seepage* Oops, I think pooper noodle!

pooper noodle by mad_muffinz November 28, 2006

Ninja Noodle 

a very small penis

" Oh my god that guy has a Ninja Noodle!"

Ninja Noodle by Amberbamber123 January 26, 2009

Fag-Noodle 

A name for a particularly long and floppy penis belonging to a gay male

Sean Seams is such a Fag-Noodle

Fag-Noodle by Rockandrolljunkiie February 13, 2009

ramen noodle romantic

what college freshman in the dorms constitute as romantic

guy: What's wrong baby? I made you a hot meal and bought condoms
girl: ya, I that's just ramen noodle romantic. I'm going to start dating 25 yr olds who will take me out and buy me flowers

ramen noodle romantic by katebyday June 19, 2011

dutch noodle 

A sexual maneuver where your tongue is put in one's ear, while simultaneously putting your penis in their other ear. Requires one to be extremely limber to pull it off successfully.

I totally unloaded in my woman's ear last night while I was giving her the dutch noodle.

dutch noodle by cuvay April 23, 2015