Review Jerk is the opposite of review bomb. Its when people/reviewers/critics /fans flood content with positive reviews to push their own woke agenda when the content was clearly bad. Also Review jerking is something that doesn't exist according to people who always use review bombing as an excuse when reviews can be jerked or bombed.
Look at how critics review jerked Masters of the Universe: Revelation and also said "Its an impressively loyal He-Man series"
by omegadespair August 2, 2021
Get the Review Jerkmug. A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone
by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011
Get the Turd Jerkmug. "Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"
by Jsmacky August 8, 2017
Get the jerking the chainmug. When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.
Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.
by G-rock October 2, 2019
Get the Hurt Jerkmug. John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”
by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019
Get the Squirrel Jerkmug. by Luxurious jerker August 24, 2020
Get the luxury jerkmug. What you call a girl that attracts the worst of men. The poorest, lamest jerks in the San Diego area.
by MGoodlife October 16, 2013
Get the jerk wranglermug.