Razor Jerk

when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis

cystinuretic: dude i’ve got a kidney stone in my dick
guy2: you should try a razor jerk

by Yungincel February 15, 2020

luxury jerk

When you jerk-off inside of a condom.

Stacy couldn’t come over last night so I treated myself to a luxury jerk instead.

by Luxurious jerker August 24, 2020

Jerk the Jimmy

The act of jerking the slim jim.

"Bro you want to jerk the jimmy" "Hes jerking the jimmy"

by jimmyjerker2020 August 25, 2020

closet jerk

someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.

"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."

by Caaulolo September 16, 2020

closet jerk

Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.

"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."

by Caaulolo September 16, 2020

Soda Jerk

A young woman that is indignant to the attention of older men. Despite obviously wanting attention, they vocalize their distaste for older interested parties, usually at rather loud decibels. A person who is obnoxious about their disgust for "thirsty" dudes despite doing their best to advertise that they have all the "milkshakes."

Nah man, ignore her she just wants attention; she is a Soda Jerk.

by Dirty O'man October 19, 2020

Jerk-Burglar

Someone that faps you while you are sleeping with no regard for your consent!

A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!

by Bishnuu October 11, 2022