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Highlighter Kids

Usually young boys aged 6-11, who wear neon athletic clothing on a regular basis. The term "highlighter" developed because the eye-melting color of the clothing. Generally highlighter kids will be somewhat bratty and annoying, although this may be due to age. If a person above the age of 12 (or even 10) wore the clothing distinctive of this title for purposes other than exercising, they might want to rethink their fashion choices. If you or a loved one suffer from highlighter kid status, do not hesitate to give them a sincere chat.
Miranda: Why do those kids think wearing that stuff is cool? I mean come on.
Helen: *scoff* They're such highlighter kids.
by lemondrop260 April 13, 2022
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MY KIDS!..

What Mary said after realizing her babies are DEAD
John: hey! What's up Mary? I.. didn't know you'll come this early.
Mary: Oh hah! I guess I just managed to finish up my job so I can check up on the kids, they're pretty annoying sometimes.
John: Oh hah— uh.. speaking of those... I think they're.. uh.... dead???
Mary: WHAT? MY KIDS!..

The rest is history
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YouTube Kids

A dark place. It first was born with being a place for kids and joy, then it became the most cringe website ever. Personally I find more family friendly making your kid watch a full marathon of porn or horro than making him use YouTube Kids. I think that Ryan's World can be a perfect example
A: Have you ever tried YouTube Kids?
B: No but I think that a sluaghterhouse would be better
by The goofy ahh dude May 12, 2022
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Scooter kid

Ava Thorington’s energy
Oh ava? Isn’t the the scooter kid??
by Sterlinthius April 19, 2020
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Sandton Kids

Usually a group of kids born in 2006-2008 that go to Sandton City almost every weekend just to fight other kids, they can be seen wearing: Jordan 4's, Jordan 1's or Air Force 1's; Baggy Pants or Jeans; Trucker Caps; Shirts from Cotton on or H&M.
Sandton kids are also familiarised with blurry pics in which they normally caption "h4rd" on their Instagram posts. They can be heard speaking using register such as: "Luh" "Shoota" "twizzy" "cosy" "gang" "Brody" , "goons" "slatter" "hard" "Cold asf"
James: "Eyy man you heard that a group of Sandton kids were fighting yesterday by KFC?"

Bob: "Yeah bro I heard, apparently they set up fights on WhatsApp group chats and meet at Sandton just to fight and embarass themselves"

Roxy: "Ugh, typical Sandton Kids"

just satire :)
by SpunkyFunkyMonkey December 2, 2021
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Rent-A-Kid

Rent-a-kids are usually the result
of the friendship between a non-rental
bringing around a friend and the friend
never leaves because their home
life sucks (in their eyes); and you feed them. They are alot like ferrel cats. If you give them the attention they crave and feed them enough, they stake claim of your couch/spare room/any flat surface with in your home deemed comfortable enough for sleep. Of course, like ferrel cats, they can be very vocal about their new family and consequently attract more rentals. When this happens, you're homestead
gets cute little nicknames from your
people, such as "Angie's Home for
Wayward Boys"
Picking up dinner on the way home, how many rent-a-kids are at the house?

Ok kiddo, here's the rules. You sleep here for more than 3 consecutive nights, your status defaults to "rent-a-kid" and are automatically thrown into the chore rotation. Tonight you got kitchen duty.
by Bayside_Beebs May 8, 2023
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sketch kid

Kids, generally teenagers or young adults ages 14-24, who go to raves every weekend and rely on apple stores to use WiFi. Instead of getting a job or going to school, they walk around downtown areas for hours everyday looking for other sketch kids, as they usually do not have minutes, if they even have a phone. Sketch girls do not own even a single tube of lipstick because they go into Sephora to do their makeup for free. Although sketch kids are generally always broke, they seem to always have money for drugs and alcohol. Also although they have homes they sleep on the second floor of McDonalds.
1.
Guy 1: Those are total sketch kids
Guy 2: Who? The kids wearing kandi and taking selfies on the computers in Apple?
Guy 1: Oh them too, I meant the ones sleeping in McDonalds.
by creaktumblr November 4, 2014
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