Houston

The kind of guy who’s gonna die alone and a virgin. The kind of guy to obsess over a franchise like, I dunno, Star Wars or Marvel. Uses Reddit, that should say enough.

“Oh my God, I asked him why hyperspace was blue and he started lecturing me on lore for 45 minutes! He’s such a Houston.”

by AdmiralHous March 24, 2022

hrusjdhudkr

why the fuck are you searching this on ud it's 1am go to sleep.

Me: get the hrusjdhudkr mug today!
you: how did you get in my bedroom?

by Some guy with a moustache March 24, 2022

Houston

The reason why the Dallas Cowboys don't dominate all of Texas.

How do we get Houston to join us Cowboys?

by The guy from Scam Support Inc. May 11, 2022

hustile

To aggressively hustle, but with class. A term used by street bikers hanging outside of bars.

“Mane, you out here being hustile.”

by TheMawY’all May 12, 2022

Houston Blackface

When you take a shit on a bald lady’s head and rub it into her face.

“Hey did you take part in the houston blackface last week?”

by NotAFruitSalad May 31, 2022

Hustle

The core action driving hustle culture. To work endlessly towards a goal at the expense of balance.

That dude hustled none stop, working 100 hours a week.

by TheBigSmooth25 June 10, 2022

Houston Hotdog

When the male puts ketchup, mustard and relish and sticks it into the bun looking vagina

Kelly said to Mike let’s do the Houston Hotdog
Mike put the condiments on his Penis
Shoved it into the bun and instantly released his load

by Bottle is Uncut July 4, 2022