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Goat's beard

A term taken from the highly historical and accurate series 'Vikings' referring to the female sex organ covered in foliage because presumably they didn't have handy razors way back when.... just big axes
''And the Earl who has nothing between his legs, but a goat's beard''
by Floki the Viking June 18, 2015
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Brown Goat

The whore of a group of individuals: slut. The easy one. Someone who sleeps around a lot.
Monica is such a Brown Goat. I heard she hooked up with five different guys on spring break.
by unorthodokz March 16, 2009
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silly goat

The cutest thing you've ever seen. Usually referring to a significant other. Usually solicits many "awwws" from others because it is so darn cute.
Dude you must really love your girlfriend
yeah, she's my silly goat, my everything.
by Silly Goat April 12, 2016
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foolish goat

A person who says something very silly.
Minhaj: Erin, is 1+1 3?
Erin: Oh Minhaj u foolish goat
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Goat Rodeo

A sales or bidding process where the natural tendency for multiple people to "pile on," express their opinions, and interject creates inherent instability and increases the probability of overreaction and/or loss.
"The Financial System bidding process has become a Goat Rodeo...with 10 Partners all trying to ride the goat."
by Kean Horowitz December 19, 2003
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Rodent Goat

a girl with a weird looking face that looks like 3 different types of rodents mixed in with a goat to be nice..shes also very whorish and a skank in the only ways she can be
my ex is dateing that fn Rodent Goat...man i feel so sorry for him ... =
by brokenhearted27 June 18, 2009
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goat daddy

the independent strong willed large bodied dark brown man who enjoys the company of skinny people and owns a goat imported from Africa
by LondonStani March 9, 2019
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