clap flap

The action and possible sound resultng from the rhythmical conractions of the labial muscles during profound sexual excitement. Not to be confused with flap clap, which is, of course, veneral disease.

"Oooh, she had a right clap flap on"

by Vic Barnyard September 2, 2006

Flapstick

An uncircumsized penis.

Justin Bieber is a flapstick.

by ferngullyfan March 15, 2011

pee flap

labia, see: cunt lip

I pulled apart her pee flaps and drove my tongue into her pussy.

by Accident June 13, 2004

bitch flap

An enlargement of either the labia minora or majora on one side of the external female genitalia creating a flap which can be used to cover and protect the delicate flange. Possibly secured by some sort of zip or poppers.

Extended labia on both sides is called a double bitch flap.

Bitch flaps are a favourite of lesbians and those too cheap to buy a chastity belt.

Not to be confused with bitch tits.

"this wicked cool bitch flap is like, stupid fresh"
"mary has the biggest bitch flap i've ever seen!"
"she got be right in the eye with her bitch flap!"
"I went shopping and all I bought was deodorant for sarah's bitch flap"

by bitchflapflangeface May 17, 2006

Ass flap

1. the small growth of skin that occassionally covers the anus of newborn children. Such growth is customarily removed and discarded. 2. someone who is disgustingly useless.

"Get off the couch and take out the garbage you ass flap!"

by 1911a1 September 5, 2008

dudas flap

an elaborate underfold of the epidermis, otherwise known as a double chin

wow joe, u have an enormous dudas flap

by iammclovin September 6, 2007

butt flap

A square piece of cloth (usually advertising a punk band) that is safety pinned to the back of a dirty, smelly, gutter punk kids pants. Similar to a trucks mud flaps and a loin cloth.

Why do the gutter punk kids wear those butt flaps? They are so ugly!

by special j September 21, 2007