Ethan Armstrong

On the outside Ethan looks too high up in the social ranks to talk to. He has lot's of friends, a great family, and straight A's. But once you start talking to him you realize how much of a funny and amazing person he is. There is so much more to him than what meets the eye. And that's saying a lot because Ethan is such a cutie!! He has chocolate brown eyes and a nice bright smile. If you have a personal problem that you want to talk about he will always be there to listen. He likes to go on crazy adventures and is a real adrenaline junky. He really likes That 70's Show and spending time with his gf. Him and his best friend have been together since elementary. When he gets older he wants around two kids and a year round trip to Cabo. Ethan is the cutest most awsomest person in the world!!!!

"dude Ethan Armstrong is too cool"
"I heard Ethan is a jetski god"
"yo thats dope"

by bby u kno who i m March 29, 2020

Ethan

A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.

(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

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by Rakis April 1, 2020

Ethan

A roid-raging muscle head that specialize in bicep gains. This causes a lack of muscle in other areas, making Ethan look like point down Doritos.

Ethan has large biceps that make others' pale in comparison.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.

by a fellow gym boi April 11, 2020

Ethan Wilkins

Dunce

Ethan Wilkins is such a fucking dunce.

by TyKi0149 April 17, 2020

Ethan

A guy with a fat cock and will eat you out at any point just call him up

Friend 1 :Hey did u get eaten out by Ethan

Friend 2 :no not yet

Friend 1 :oh just call him

by Bob fagot May 23, 2020

Ethan Cashin

Gay Mop

Guy 1:Seen that guy with a mop on his head
Guy 2: ye that’s Ethan cashin I heard he crashed his Ford Focus

by Aiden Wormald May 23, 2020

ethan

ethan is a smart guy do not let him go he will be there for you. if you meet an ethan you are extremely lucky he is kind to all of his friends. he also likes to go under the bed sheets with his gf which is extremely lucky

ethan is nice

by sexy women 67 June 1, 2020