scrooge dumped

When a boyfriend/girlfriend dumps you right before Christmas because they are too cheap or too uncommitted to buy you a Christmas present. It usually occurs between Thanksgiving and will last until February 14th.

Roger : I'm sorry, but things aren't really clicking between you and me right now, with all this family stuff and all. I hope you understand. I need some space. It's not you, it's me. I'll call you after Valentines day.

Me : (I've just been Scrooge dumped!)

by Robyn Bankx December 14, 2010

Jaws Dump

When you crap so much, that "you need a bigger bowl".

"Oh man, I had WAY to much of that fiber cereal. I feel a "Jaws Dump" coming on."

"Just don't expect me to come in and look at it; and make sure you've got the damn plunger this time!"

by Quint1978 April 26, 2013

Dump Snatch

A Vagina that takes multiple men's cum loads.

Creampie

"I heard dat Bitch got that Dump Snatch!"

by Buzzz109 August 6, 2017

dump lunch

Dump lunch- v. To vomit profusely and noisily due to sickness or reaction to disgust.

The smell of the formaldehyde and the sight of frog guts in biology gave me an almost irresistable urge to dump lunch all over the dissecting table.

by Zozo the Cat February 24, 2010

tweet dump

The act of taking a poop while updating your Twitter status

I'll be there in a minute mom, I just have to take a tweet dump

by Mr. Twitterpoop June 6, 2011

Clunge dump

When a male takes a horrendous turd and inserts deep within said wenches vagina. She must then proceed to 'dump' said turd on the alpha males chest.

Guy 1 "hey dude what did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "not much Clara decided to clunge dump on me lay night"
Guy 1 "LAD!"

by QueefyBat July 31, 2013

Sky dumping

Inside industry term describing the practice of intentionally outgassing unwanted gaseous waste products into the atmosphere

The oil company was sky dumping methane as a matter of standard procedure.

by Planetkeeper February 6, 2022