Dog-Dumped

When your girlfriend dumps you because she is more into her dog than you.

I cant believe I just got dog-dumped!

by palsyclaw October 28, 2009

Clunge dump

When a male takes a horrendous turd and inserts deep within said wenches vagina. She must then proceed to 'dump' said turd on the alpha males chest.

Guy 1 "hey dude what did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "not much Clara decided to clunge dump on me lay night"
Guy 1 "LAD!"

by QueefyBat July 31, 2013

I-dump

When you enjoy playing with your Iphone so much your legs fall asleep when you take a crap.

Hey, where's Bruce?

He is in the bathroom.

But I just got an email from him.

Yeah, he's taking an I-dump

by bnscf May 12, 2010

Dump Sack

When you have a sac of white and you are about to dump it on the table ferda boys

Tony :Aye what y’all getting into tonight??

Dumpsack jr. : we about to dump sack

by Dumpsack111 November 26, 2021

Dump Gazumped

The term used when one has been waiting a while to use the toilet for a shit, but when he/she goes to the toilet, there is already someone using it, usually having a shit.

The word gazumped comes from the real estate and property market.

Ross- I've been waiting all morning to take a mega poo and when i got to the toilet, there was already someone there taking a shit!

Yash- Oh man! You've been Dump Gazumped!

by SCbear April 13, 2010

frumpty dump

A short dumb looking frumpy person that also has the rare appearance of forgotten feces in the seat of their pants

Say dude look over there at that girl she look like a frumpty dump.

by yo'dude January 21, 2010

dump plucker

Posh colloquial term for binmen. Also slang for a Mancunian (someone hailing from the town of Manchester, UK).

"Hold your nose Tarquin, I've just spotted the dump pluckers down the street"

by spuncle January 13, 2022