Dog-Dumped

When your girlfriend dumps you because she is more into her dog than you.

I cant believe I just got dog-dumped!

by palsyclaw October 28, 2009

make dump

to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement; defecate

I'm going to go make dump because those hot wings tore me up.

by Nova1107 December 12, 2010

scrooge dumped

When a boyfriend/girlfriend dumps you right before Christmas because they are too cheap or too uncommitted to buy you a Christmas present. It usually occurs between Thanksgiving and will last until February 14th.

Roger : I'm sorry, but things aren't really clicking between you and me right now, with all this family stuff and all. I hope you understand. I need some space. It's not you, it's me. I'll call you after Valentines day.

Me : (I've just been Scrooge dumped!)

by Robyn Bankx December 14, 2010

tweet dump

The act of taking a poop while updating your Twitter status

I'll be there in a minute mom, I just have to take a tweet dump

by Mr. Twitterpoop June 6, 2011

I-dump

When you enjoy playing with your Iphone so much your legs fall asleep when you take a crap.

Hey, where's Bruce?

He is in the bathroom.

But I just got an email from him.

Yeah, he's taking an I-dump

by bnscf May 12, 2010

dump tide

when the change in the ocean tides carries trash and miscellaneous objects up onto the beach

A girl is walking on the beach and sees a bunch of trash. She says "Wow! It must've been a dump tide."

by DoodleBug95 June 5, 2010

Roump Dump

-noun a pile of shit given forth by the small oval headed kid named johnny.

-verb when you go to someone elses house and you feel like beating off from hot girls around you and you ask to go to the bathroom for more than an hour where you proceed to give yourself a blumpkin while thinking of the girl you saw. You then jizz in the toilet and shit on it, this is the roump dump

Man I went to Louis's house the other day and I swear Nick took a roump dump to Pamela!!!

Dont ever take roump dumps to Nikki cause she gets off to that!

by The219greekman June 9, 2010