[like the Dickens]

unjustly overbearing, irrationally, to be unjust like Scrooge, ridiculous, unfair,

"it's hot like the Dickens" (said in chappelle's show)

"My salary is like the Dickens"

by Reynaldo J. August 7, 2008

dicked-her scale

Name given to the current 10-point scale of a female's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That girl so ugly, she a negative five on the dicked-her scale.

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009

dicked

much like getting screwed over or "owned", the term dicked refers to the porn act of some poor lass (or lad i guess) copping a shot in the eye (the worst of insults i beleive). The term though has many variations.
The "silent dicking" can be displayed soley by pointing to your open eye. this implies to those around you that you have just "copped one in the eye" or been "dicked" to some degree.
For a complete display of being dicked you can join the pointing of the eye with an out loud "man, i just got DICKED"

silent dicking: (useful for the office)

A friend sees another friend put down the phone across the office. The friends make eye contact, with friend A pointing towards his eye with a sad look on his face.
Friend B now knows friend A has copped a dicking.

Verbal dicking: "far out man, i just got dicked over at work for that promotion."

by matt kemp December 28, 2008

Honey Dicked

When someone screws you over, as if they put honey on their dick and fucked you in the ass.

Damn the teacher honey dicked us by not telling us that paper would be due today.

by 404Dabb February 28, 2016

dickled

the act of copulating with a male, getting the business, taking the high hard one, fornicating

dude, tash is getting dickled by every guy in the 815 area code, how ghey

by Jon Himself September 11, 2003

Dickless Dirty Sanches

When one sticks index finger in or around butthole and walks up to an unexpecting victum then rubs saturated finger between upper lip and nose area.

Boy 1 "Daaang girl did you hear what happend to Gina?!"
Boy 2 "Naw, son what went down?"
Boy 1 " Girl Gina was actin a fool so Shawndra stuck that finger of hers in her booty hole and gave Gina that dickless dirty sanches!"

by Shaafreekya February 20, 2011

Dicklette

The female version of being a total dick to another person.

"I came home last night after working for 14 hours and the house was SUCH A MESS. My husband didn't seem to care so i was a total dicklette to him."

by Lolaspeaking69 March 4, 2020