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being drunk at dinner with your grandparents 

An excellent decision. Are you bored with the usual mumbo-jumbo your grandparents talk about? Bring alcohol into the picture! It will spice up any conversation, and your grandparents will either think you're a degenerate, or a comedy god.
"(Being drunk at dinner with your grandparents) is the best thing I've ever done!
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A Woman's dinner 

cock with a side of balls, this is the dinner that will satisfy any woman,
i gave my wife karen a woman's dinner last night

Rest my dinner 

'Resting my dinner' is to rest after eating a lot of food because you're full to the brim. This resting allows your food to settle into you stomach because you can't be bothered to move.
"I'll do my homework in a bit mum, just resting my dinner"

"I'll join you in 20 minutes, just going to rest my dinner"

fajitas for dinner 

Slang term for having sex, originating in Glasgow, Scotland.
See: getting yer hole
Better get home the the missus lads, it's fajitas for dinner tonight!

Cook Me Dinner 

Cook me dinner or cook me dinner woman is a term used by many sexist men when a woman says "The F in men stands for funny" or "Men are wallets"
Emily: KAM, Men are wallets!
James: Cook me dinner woman
Cook Me Dinner by WTMS369 September 7, 2020

Jack and Diane Season

Hands down the most wonderful season of them all.

A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.

Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.

The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.

When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.

A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.

Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
"It's Jack and Diane Season y'all! Get your jorts on, crack open a Busch latte and get ready to paint em' green!!
Jack and Diane Season by Cumdik April 10, 2021

Making Chicken For Dinner

Being too busy to hang out with friends due to a long-term act of lovemaking- taking at least 4 hours- and typically involving no other people.
I'm really sorry I couldn't make the game- I was making chicken for dinner, and before I knew it it was midnight!