strongbow dark fruits

Typical LAD loves FIFA And the sesh. Wears Silk silk and 11 degrees. Is buzzing for Ibiza with the boiis. Always asking girls for their snapchats. Cut them and they will bleed Strongbow Dark Fruits. Male equivalent of fiat 500

Wow that Luke guy at uni is so strongbow dark fruits, he’s just put “someone talk” on his Snapchat story

by jesssmithxo98 June 3, 2018

dark side

verb - In the U.S. Naval Academy, to date a fellow Midshipman. Having sex without dating is called slaying.

dark sider (noun) - One who engages in dark siding.

See also: wuba, slay

I dark-sided once; I dated a wuba from 29th Company.

My roommate is a dark-sider; he dates a wuba from 29th Company.

by Joe Mid May 13, 2005

dark moose

THE funniest Moose this side of... Mooseville? or something...

I'm hereby announcing that I accept bribes and other various offerings, such as cold cuts, beer, free cable, and of course pineconez to basically look the other way.

Of course, like all dirty enoforcement, some day I'll turn on you and rat you out.

You may place a bribe here in this thread, and if its good enough, I'll mind my own dirty pig business.

Let's hope Internal Mod Affairs doesn't catch up with me before I get a bunch of free virtual stuff :0)

by r/w September 10, 2004

dark magician

The cheapest card of all. It is used in The show YuGiOh and is often only drawn when Yugi is in trouble and "believes in the heart of the cards" as he says. We all know that he is a dirty liar and his deck is rigged and the "believe in the heart of the cards" is just bullcrap so noone knows hes really cheating. Only 12 year olds who play Runescape believe him.

Yugi is down to 14 life points and the enemy is at 4000.
Yugi : "I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS!!!!!11111!!!!1"
Enemy: "lawl yea okay there Yugi, you know thats not gonna work"
Yugi draws a card
Yugi: "AHAHA, I HAVE DRAWN THE DARK MAGICIAN!!!1111!!!!!1, NOW I WILL DESTROY YOU IN 1 HIT CUZ IM THAT 1337 YO!!!!!11!!!1111"
Yugi attacks the enemy and wins the match
Enemy: "LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, YUGI IS HAXING ADMIN PL0X BAN HIM NAO!!!!!!111!!!!!!!"

by yugi are for teh loo000serzZZ January 21, 2009

dark

used to describe a person, action or situation negatively.

did you see the drunken state of euan last night? it was totally dark.

by TheDiceWoman August 15, 2007

Dark Nubian Queen

First coined by the great youtuber jaylove47 this term means: a truly fine black woman. Emphasis on the black. Rihanna, for example, would not be considered a DNQ because of her light complexion.

Damn, check out that dark nubian queen. I'd tap that

by Raw Dog Assassin April 3, 2011

dark meat

dark brownish-colored private parts (labia, nipples, areolas) appearing on women who are otherwise not "of color."

i really like it when a lighter skinned girl turns out to be packin' some dark meat under her clothes.

by cyrus t. elk April 18, 2009