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Offaly CupCAKE

The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.

Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III
"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"
by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025
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cupcake mix

Hey wanna go make some cupcake mix on FaceTime?
Yh sure!
by Jason magpie August 3, 2021
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Cupcake

A very dedicated and annoying fan of a celebrity. Most of the time straight or cis, or both.

Not something to be proud of!
“Oh, you’re a swiftie?”
“I do like Taylor swift but I’m not a cupcake!”
by Paulinedupo May 15, 2022
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Cupcake

(v) The act of catching a fart in a closed fist as it comes out and quickly releasing the captured gases into the face of an unsuspecting victim.
Omg I can’t believe you cupcaked me - it was like you farted up my nose. 🤮
by Jiggles_386 January 13, 2023
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louisiana cupcake

When one party lies flat on their stomach and a Styrofoam cup is placed between their thighs by a second party, and the first party proceeds to defecate directly into the cup, the resulting product is called a Louisiana cupcake, due to the resemblance to chocolate frosting.
I was helping my girlfriend shave her ass last night, and she shat into the cup I had shaving cream in! Bitch gave me a Louisiana cupcake!
by BDSMeme July 7, 2016
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pick up a cupcake

To make sexual advances towards a minor. The term was coined after YouTuber EDP445 was caught in a sting operation where he thought he would be meeting up with a 13-year-old girl for sex
EDP: Well, I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home.
by Purplax November 28, 2024
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Sprinkle on my cupcake

Derogatory term used by FOH staff to harass their peers
You’re a real sprinkle on my cupcake

-Sawyer
by Efan_ July 25, 2025
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