The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.
Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III
Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III
"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"
by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025

by Jason magpie August 3, 2021

A very dedicated and annoying fan of a celebrity. Most of the time straight or cis, or both.
Not something to be proud of!
Not something to be proud of!
by Paulinedupo May 15, 2022

(v) The act of catching a fart in a closed fist as it comes out and quickly releasing the captured gases into the face of an unsuspecting victim.
by Jiggles_386 January 13, 2023

When one party lies flat on their stomach and a Styrofoam cup is placed between their thighs by a second party, and the first party proceeds to defecate directly into the cup, the resulting product is called a Louisiana cupcake, due to the resemblance to chocolate frosting.
I was helping my girlfriend shave her ass last night, and she shat into the cup I had shaving cream in! Bitch gave me a Louisiana cupcake!
by BDSMeme July 7, 2016

To make sexual advances towards a minor. The term was coined after YouTuber EDP445 was caught in a sting operation where he thought he would be meeting up with a 13-year-old girl for sex
by Purplax November 28, 2024

by Efan_ July 25, 2025
