Crusty dusty Rastafarian

Someone from Carribbean descent who worships Jah and does nothing but sit on his ass all day smoking weed

Look at that crusty dusty Rastafarian smoking weed

by daddyswagbob February 10, 2021

Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.

Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face

by UwU crust July 20, 2019

Crusty

When something is raunchy, gross, or cringe-worthy to any degree.

Me: Bro, I just saw the lunch lady picking her butt like ten seconds before she fixed you your plate.

Friend: "Seriously? That's crusty!"

by Squidward's little brother December 3, 2016

Crusty Dusty Busty

The act of putting semen (fresh or jarred) all over an old abandoned building.

person 1"Yo, wanna go do a Crusty Dusty Busty after this game?"
person 2 "Hell yeah!"

by penis496 September 10, 2021

The crusty Frida

When you’re gf is sleeping, you shave some pubes and then cum between her eyes and layer the pubes in fine fashion as to give her a unibrow, then when she wakes up she’ll be crusty and angry and look like Frida Calo.

She fell asleep and I gave the Crusty Frida for the third time this week and boy, was she crusty.

by Evanstein99 December 1, 2023

crusty old favor

A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.

Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.

by Cuban Sammy November 20, 2019

crusty

A dirty person with a dog who took the rebellion thing a little too seriously.

Their hobbies typically include: freight train hopping, dumpster diving, asking you for money, and smoking crack.

See that junkie in the Amebix shirt with the incredibly large backpack? He's what we like to call a crusty. He probably ran away from home because his parents wanted him to go to college.

by fhihihug January 20, 2014