A dance move where one puts a large frown on his face, crosses his eyes and moves around making crab pincers with his hands. It is essential to get up into peoples person space while preforming the Crab Hands.
" Yo dude, what are going to do for the dance tonight "
" I dunno...fuck it, i'll just Crab Hands."
" That's whatsup"
" I dunno...fuck it, i'll just Crab Hands."
" That's whatsup"
by Big Daddy P-Stop April 1, 2010
Get the Crab Handsmug. The act of holding a girl from behind like a wheelbarrow, you then insert your penis and start slapping her ass so she goes around the room like a wheelbarrow race.
Chanda-My arms are tired from last night.
Myna-Why?
Chanda-My bf performed the Alabama Crab Slapper on me all night.
Myna-Oh I love that!
Myna-Why?
Chanda-My bf performed the Alabama Crab Slapper on me all night.
Myna-Oh I love that!
by The Scarecrow December 15, 2007
Get the Alabama Crab Slappermug. When you cum in a girls ass, then demand said female to fart it out into your hand. You then proceed to smack her in the face with your cummy hand. Thus, The Alaskan Snow Crab.
by Robdasauto November 11, 2009
Get the Alaskan Snow Crabmug. by Nyxy January 2, 2020
Get the Cat Crab Cakesmug. When a girl sits on you reverse cowgirl and uses your nipples to hold on...the girl must give you crabs to complete the position.
by Butterfly princess January 26, 2014
Get the backwards pinching crabmug. To be fashionable or stylish, to be full of swag; impressively smart-dressed. Most commonly used when someone has new garments or shows up dressing formal.
by Ervaela January 9, 2015
Get the the crab has juice.mug. When your significant other is on her menstrual cycle, you turn her sideways and make a fist. You slide 4 fingers in her love tunnel and jam your thumb in her anus. You bring her to orgasm and your hand looks like it’s covered in Old Bay and crab mustard when you pull it out.
by LowMansLyric469 June 5, 2023
Get the Maryland Crab Malletmug.