computerhackerman

That one addicted kid on beat saber. He plays the game while laying in his couch. He likes sucking toes and eats fries with curryketchup. He is the best curryketchup eater of Belgium and the Netherlands and Germany and France and Italy and the whole world. (He is also gay not really but I say that)

"Computerhackerman curryketchup couch beat saber professional"

by that pro gaymer March 4, 2024

computer

the thing people use to:
1. Watch videos
2. Listen to music
3. Play games
4. Sleep on
5. Do other stuff

i slept on my computer last night

by Eemeli0123 March 9, 2024

Computer

Strange device that speaks to you and makes you hallucinate via lights that comes out of its screen. You have

Mommy special arms are crawling out of the computer and asking for my soul

by Porncum69 March 16, 2024

Computer

The object you watch Porn Hentai Yuri and Yaoi on

I love gooning with my computer

by AndersonBaird67 March 13, 2026

Computer stupid

“Computer stupid” An answer rendered via AI and a computer that is presented as a reasonably wise and well researched answer until analysed by a live human being that sees how stupid/ incorrect/ impractical the answer is in reality.

the answer is in reality.

I initially thought that the Google Maps recommended driving/route directions, and the associated alternative routes to my destination looked efficient but when I actually examined the proposed routes, I quickly realized it was a computer stupid answer, as the alternative recommended route showed entering a single entrance/exit neighborhood, driving around in the neighborhood, and then exiting the neighborhood via the same single entry entrance/ exit to continue the same route.

by Curmudgeon 505 March 16, 2026

computerfucker

one who has sex with computers.

"Damn, you a computerfucker? Freaky"

by Hora de XD August 18, 2025

computer

Something that was once used exclusively to open Word documents (aside of surfing the Internet) when it started being widely used until as late as 2009 — as many of its users (at the time) happened to be ex-typewriter users, unlike how computers are used for a wide variety of applications nowadays

Back in 2009, my dad just used his computer to write Word documents and check his email, totally missing out on all the apps and games—he was like an ex-typewriter user stuck in the past!

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025