city sasquatch

A bigfoot who has moved into urban territory. (also see Urban Saquatch)

Me: "I just saw an 9 ft. tall guy covered in hair run out from behind that dumpster and into the park."

Friend: "You probably just saw a city sasquatch."

by O. Percent September 10, 2014

City Cousin

What a "Country Cousin" calls the rest of us. People that live in the city but have family connections in the suburbs or country. OR the city end of a drug ring. a city cousin could be either the cook or the dealer. It depends on where the drugs are being sold.

I have to drop a key off to my city cousin.

by Cloud Control May 24, 2015

city of england

Origin of Nick Crompton

There goes Nick Crompton, back to the city of England

by Jaggedclaw September 19, 2017

City warlock

Typically a Caucasian male with a very well groomed scruffy beard and a fresh faded haircut . Usually wearing selvage denim, work boots from RedWing and vintage t-shirts that pre-date their existence on this planet. The "city warlock" will also don a denim jacket in extreme heat with no care of sweating because they are cold blooded and only see "things and money ". City warlock can be found at tattoo shops, concerts, online, your local hipster watering hole. City warlock is always wearing a few rings and a big and expensive watch. He will always tell you what time it is and how good he is at everything. He was in a band that almost got signed and you will never be as crispy as the folds of denim behind his knees, you will never be as cool as his turquoise ring and you will never be as amazing as this fuckboi.

Musical preferences include,
Anything douchy .
Food, Souls, craft made Street tacos, organic money.
Most likely dating, A city witch.

Did you see that city warlock run game on the counter person?! He's wearing a Canadian Tuxedo and turquoise rings!

by Concernedminimalist September 23, 2017

city slick

A dirty city boy who always thinks they are better than their redneck counterparts

You dirty city slick

by Elkachilic October 14, 2017

Citied in the rye

Something that happens a lot to Octeus and Lampshade

OMG this kid Lampshade just got citied in the rye by Squanto

by Father of Octeus November 28, 2018

Cito

The father of the sweats and maker of piece among our United Nations.

I fear Cito yet respect him with fear.

by Animal king October 15, 2019